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By briantologist | April 14, 2009
I know this is old-ish news, but it’s been recurring to me so many times that I feel the need to talk about it. It keeps roiling around in my head because it’s without a doubt one of the most humorously perfect headlines I’ve ever heard:
Sham-Wow Guy Arrested For Punching Hooker in the Face
I don’t even feel like I ought to comment on it further, lest I detract from its simple beauty. (Bearing in mind that, duh, one should not punch hookers, though frankly I can see how it could devolve into fistacuffs when anyone starts biting your tongue and won’t stop.)
Topics: Fucking Awesome, Hoo! | 4 Comments »
April 16th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I’m scared of him.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Yes, Brian, it is old-ish news. However, it is such delicious news that I would not mind being reminded of it, oh let’s say, every three or four months. I should be ashamed that I am so gleeful over this ass clown’s misfortune with hookers. And yet…I am not. Does that make me a bad person?
April 17th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
If feeling gleeful at this story is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Good. I feel better now. Thank you for validating my feelings on the subject.