byrneunit

I rarely know what you’re talking about.

spade not called spade

I try not to get overly political up in this muther, but that’s less from a lack of desire to express political viewpoints and more from a lack of desire to formulate a well-thought-out opinion that doesn’t involve as much profanity as I generally choose to use.
That said, I heard something on “On the Media” [...]

what have I been doing?

After failing yet again at NaBloPoMo, you say? (I believe that may have been a record for me. Three days?)
Well I will tell you. I have been tending to my newest and best hobby. No, not getting rejected for jobs for which I am deeply qualified. The other hobby:
A good pal has a magical bassett [...]

kind of not heroic

Though it doesn’t directly relate to heroes or heroism, I noticed this on several of our cereal boxes not long ago and was overcome with the sad hilarity of it. There are certain items or concepts that are inherently hilarious when you precede them with the word “Free,” and haircut is like 19 of those [...]

we can be heeeeeeewooooooes

So the theme for NaBloPoMo this month is “Heroes.” Not the godawful show, but the broader concept. My feelings on the former are honestly more clear-cut than those on the latter; the concept of heroism, for example, did not start sucking goat balls two episodes into the second season.
Here’s the part where I lazily and [...]

ah, Spring.

What have I been up to? I’ll tell you what I’ve been up to. Spreading misery, that’s what.

Gus did maybe not need that much of a bath, in retrospect. The whole thing got started because Smudge’s dandruff was off the fucking chain, to the point where she became enraged whenever she’d see a Head & [...]