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hello.
By briantologist | August 31, 2009
Good morning.
Oh, neglected website. Why you haven’t given up on me and gone off in search of a career harvesting the personal information of unwitting senior citizens is beyond me. Is it your lack of personal ambition? I can relate, sir. Or perhaps your lack of sentience? Sadly, I can still relate. At any rate, hello again.
What can I do for you? You must be starving. Can I get you an omelet?
Uh, so, let’s see. Where were we? Torture discussions. Dead grandmas. Sad kitties. Were you to pick three themes for 2009, those would not be the worst. I’m working again, for now, and it’s going well. It’s contract, not permanent, so I’m only working when there’s work for me, but lately there’s been a lot of work to do, so that’s been SKNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKK.
Wow, I was boring the fuck out of myself just then. I gotta do some more interesting shit here. Let me get right on that.
Topics: Baffled Mutterings | 2 Comments »
September 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Can you ask Erin to post something, please? I miss her voice. Thanks.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:23 am
Erin’s not really into the blogging thing anymore. I’m afraid you’re stuck with me.