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    The Day Henry Had a Million-Dollar Idea.

    By briantologist | March 1, 2010

    Henry: Okay, how about this! It’s a chocolate bar, and when you rub it on your skin, it makes you stay alive forever!

    Me: (silently nodding in agreement, secure in the knowledge we do not have to worry about saving for retirement.)

    I mean, seriously, think about this.

    1. Who doesn’t love chocolate?
    2. Who doesn’t love immortality?

    To those who discount the public school system I say piffle.

    Topics: Beans!, Fucking Awesome, NaBloPoMo | 1 Comment »

    One Response to “The Day Henry Had a Million-Dollar Idea.”

    1. Daily Cup of Jo Says:
      March 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 am

      As long as it’s DARK chocolate, I’m all for it.

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