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The Day Henry Had a Million-Dollar Idea.
By briantologist | March 1, 2010
Henry: Okay, how about this! It’s a chocolate bar, and when you rub it on your skin, it makes you stay alive forever!
Me: (silently nodding in agreement, secure in the knowledge we do not have to worry about saving for retirement.)
I mean, seriously, think about this.
- Who doesn’t love chocolate?
- Who doesn’t love immortality?
To those who discount the public school system I say piffle.
Topics: Beans!, Fucking Awesome, NaBloPoMo | 1 Comment »

March 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 am
As long as it’s DARK chocolate, I’m all for it.