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The Day I Fell Off the NaBloPoMo Wagon.
Friday, February 12th, 2010Well, shit.
Shuffling on bloody stumps through Roscoe Village
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Yesterday I had my Lady Professional interview, so I got all gussied up and, after getting some useless advice from my neighbor on which sweater to wear, I set off looking great. I felt great too, that is, until I had gotten four steps out of my front door. My stylish new shoes were agony [...]
Shitty manicure foretold Ledger’s demise!
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008Let’s just start with this: Hell to the yes! Nothing crippling depression likes more than a kickin’ fever blister. They always show up in times of extreme stress or light sickness. My sister has never had one, but she gets pink eye semi-regularly. I fully call it a draw. Over-exposure to the sun will also [...]
I blame Heath Ledger
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008I was just rejected for a job that I, and everyone I knew, was ridiculously confident that I was going to get. That’s what I get for being confident, isn’t it? I’m tired of people telling me that this will all be over. I have nothing to say to anybody. My sister, whom I speak [...]
Tact is just not saying true stuff
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007My sister sent me this fancy internet quiz, “What book are you?” According to said quiz I am this: Harsh and bitter, you tell it like it is. This usually comes in short, dramatic spurts of spilling your guts in various ways. You carry a heavy load, and this has weighed you down with all [...]
Cutter
Thursday, November 8th, 2007My favorite question of all time is, “I’m not sure I know what the Dewey decimal system is. Isn’t all that online?” Wha? I am not ashamed to say that I get cranky with people who can’t use Dewey. It’s just numbers, and the numbers are in order. Write the number down, and match it [...]
Did you know?
Saturday, March 31st, 2007Guess how much it costs to fly a family of three from Chicago to Tulsa! Go ahead, take a guess. Just a stab. Here, I’ll give you a hint: It’s a thousand dollars. True story. Apparently when we priced tickets for the holidays last year? Those weren’t expressly “Holiday prices” per se, so much as [...]
“Technical Difficulties.”
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005Right. So our old hosting company sucks ass, for a variety of reasons. And we’re moving to Dreamhost, and it’s gonna be great, once I figure out what the Christ I’m doing. (And if anybody’s itching to help, feel free. Seriously, e-mail me.) In the mean time, please enjoy this bland, sky-blue background.
Bean Malaise
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005My name is Henry, and I don’t feel so hot today. I’ve got a light fever. I was really pissed about it last night, but I’ve worked past most of the anger, I think. Once mom and dad got me out of that goddamn arctic sleeper thing they put me in, and into this comfortable [...]