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Friday, April 15th, 2011In which Facebook redeems itself.
what have I been doing?
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009After failing yet again at NaBloPoMo, you say? (I believe that may have been a record for me. Three days?) Well I will tell you. I have been tending to my newest and best hobby. No, not getting rejected for jobs for which I am deeply qualified. The other hobby: A good pal has a [...]
kind of not heroic
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Though it doesn’t directly relate to heroes or heroism, I noticed this on several of our cereal boxes not long ago and was overcome with the sad hilarity of it. There are certain items or concepts that are inherently hilarious when you precede them with the word “Free,” and haircut is like 19 of those [...]
distillery
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009I know this is old-ish news, but it’s been recurring to me so many times that I feel the need to talk about it. It keeps roiling around in my head because it’s without a doubt one of the most humorously perfect headlines I’ve ever heard: Sham-Wow Guy Arrested For Punching Hooker in the Face [...]
score.
Monday, February 2nd, 2009So apparently during the final minutes of the Super Bowl last night, viewers in Tuscon were treated to a mysterious 30 seconds of straight-up pornography. Because I am both lazy and giving, I hereby invite you to craft as many jokes including the phrases “tight end,” “end zone,” and — as a friend of mine [...]
Farewell, Hair Guy.
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008Ladies and gentlemen, the man who truly made me realize that the truly scummy come in both red and blue leisure suits; the man with the hair of a fundamentally untrustworthy human being; the man who’s apparently on tape saying “I’ve got a fucking gold mine here, and I’m not gonna let it go for [...]
bizarre liquor: first blood, part II
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008In the very same liquor store that yielded yesterday’s dimly troubling mingling of lady and liquor, I ran across a similarly vexing fusion of distilled spirits and the rest of the world: a little miracle product named sniper vodka. Much as it was with Vodka in Red, it’s hard to know where to start with [...]
whilst browsing the liquor store one day
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008Y’know, it never fails: You pop into the liquor store to stock up on provisions, you turn the corner into a back aisle — and just like that, you meet a lady in red who changes your life. I mean, look. I feel pretty strongly about booze, in a positive way. Maybe that’s why I’m [...]
filth
Friday, November 21st, 2008I have our dear friend Jen to thank for alerting me to this, courtesy of the fine humans at The Lost Ogle. Apparently there’s a bit of a gap in the vetting process for the graphics that air on Channel 4 in Oklahoma City. That, or there’s someone on staff who’s dedicated to getting as [...]
ladies and gentlemen, we can haz winner
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008It’s rare that I’m shown something as utterly perfect as what I’m about to show you. My undying thanks to Brewcaster, who sent me this. Without further ado: Kitty on a Roomba.
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