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    bizarre liquor: first blood, part II

    Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

    In the very same liquor store that yielded yesterday’s dimly troubling mingling of lady and liquor, I ran across a similarly vexing fusion of distilled spirits and the rest of the world: a little miracle product named sniper vodka. Much as it was with Vodka in Red, it’s hard to know where to start with [...]

    Dear American Idol,

    Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

    NOTE: These are the notes I took for this week’s Idol post, which seem to have become an applicable substitute for this week’s Idol post. Though they were posted after tonight’s results show, rest assured they were composed before tonight’s broadcast. As evidenced by the fact that I did not pick the correct loser. So. [...]

    “one for the road.”

    Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

    New post over at The Talent Show, which you should read, because look, just trust me on this one. The post includes thanks to Josh at The Comics Curmudgeon, who tipped me off to this glorious news to begin with, and who provides me with such a daily dose of joy I can scarce believe [...]

    workin’ for the Monday

    Monday, August 14th, 2006

    So this Saturday we got A) a babysitter, and B) drunk. “Got a babysitter” is a bit of a misrepresentation, as it implies we actually took the initiative to go out and look for someone to babysit our boy, when in fact we just took Holly* up on her offer to babysit Henry. Nonetheless, the [...]

    NaADRUwrinIIIIiiii!!!!!

    Sunday, November 6th, 2005

    Viva NaDruWriNi!!!!!! And multiple exclamation points!!! I can’t remember if there’s something in the fine print about not correcting typos, particularly the ones induced by drunken reduction of motor control. Okay, regardless, from here on out I’m not correcting typose derived from booze, and not being ably to stop typing fingers. So I thoguht I [...]

    nnn’TEnshnnn. hey. HEEEEY!!!

    Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005

    Friends, it is time to get drunk and type. National Drunk Writing Night. Best goddamn idea I’ve heard in a while. I mean, commemorating it is a good idea. I’m not saying you need an excuse to drink and write. I’m not saying I need one, anyway.

    Happy birthday, ‘Murka

    Saturday, July 9th, 2005

    As promised, through this link lies a photographic journey through a marvelous, boozy celebration of ‘Murka’s birthday. This tiny dog is, as promised, heavily featured.

    Fourth of Holy Crap

    Tuesday, July 5th, 2005

    Dude, who staggered down to the Arkansas River to see them some fireworks, only to discover Tulsa’s own whack-ass internet celebrity? Hint: He’s not in this picture. He’s too busy taking it, and screaming “BIKERFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!!!”

    A night in the life

    Friday, May 20th, 2005

    In lieu of emotional honesty, today I present a few choice pictures of a time I had some beers with some friends at a bar called the Cock o’ the Walk, and I am not kidding about that. Then again, anybody who says there’s no emotional honesty in having beers with friends has gotta be [...]

    Things I learned this weekend

    Monday, May 16th, 2005

    • Though it seemed a bit surprising at the time, it is in fact fairly common to end up really, really drunk after four giant Margaritas, several glasses of champagne, and some Scotch. • Though it’s a moot warning if you’re not expecting to get quite that drunk, it’s a bad idea to get quite [...]

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