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9021-off

… And, at long last, we’re off. Effing DVR cuts off the first five minutes, natch. But we do get a second of AHndrea and Thinnyhair Velasquez’s daughter. Gawd. And they make a joke about her looking 30! Which is funny because AHndrea was 98 years old when she was on the show. Hawt.
So this [...]

90210: The Zombie Corpse Rises

From the Yahoo TV listing for tonight’s premiere of the reanimated 90210:
“When a dedicated teacher and his family return to his childhood home of Beverly Hills so he can look after his ailing but still expansively vivacious mother, they all have to adjust: his athlete wife becomes personal trainer to the rich parents of their [...]

The night they brought ol’ ELB down

Woah, so those two douchebags who were unloading groceries at the restaurant across town, now live together in a swingin’ bachelor pad we have not seen since the days when Baggy Austin Green moved into Steve’s ex-gf’s house. I believe he was roomies with both Dylan and Noah at different points in time.
Remember when Steve [...]

It’s canon, bitches!

For real, internet, I don’t know if I can do this. Today’s the Color Me Badd episode of 90210 and it hurts me to watch. I know what crap every minute brings; it lasts forever. Like when I had teeth pulled. The removal of the first two was super agonizing, but when it came time [...]

I don’t want you barfing all over my Beamer, OK?

On lo, this frigid day, my heart is warmed by the arrival of the “Emily Valentine takes the gang to an underground club” episode of 90210. This television masterpiece rates up there with the “Thanksgiving turkeys out the helicopter” episode of WKRP as an historic taste of Americana.
See, it’s an incredibly hip underground club [...]

David Silver is a far worse father than Ben Affleck was in Danielle Steel’s Daddy.

I have only seen one single snippet of “Unwed Father” and it is already blowing my skull! The movie gets right to it, so I will to.
David Silver is playing in this seedy club, singing this Candlebox sounding song, while the girl from the Nanny pretends to rebel against her parents. And she’s an [...]

So boring, I might as well be listening to Genesis.

Today I had reason to not only leave the house, but to dress up in a smart, new dress! Good work, Clay! But the thing is, the high today was 8, and while I looked properly awesome, it was too damn cold to work my mini-dress. But then I dug down deep in myself and [...]

I don’t hear you unless you’re hot

It’s safe to say that I am totally crushing on Torchwood. The cast is 100% hot! Every single person on the cast is potential “That would be pretty cool if his/her car broke down in front of my house and they had to use the phone, but it would be a while before the tow [...]

Nazi Germany, 90210

Yesterday’s episode of 90210 was from season 1 back when the Walsh’s had a housekeeper. She didn’t last too long, as they quickly realized that really they only needed Cindy to stand in the kitchen and pour orange juice for the gang.
I wasn’t able to pay too much attention to the story set up, [...]

it’s on.

Through a carefully crafted plan of my own devising, owing apparently to the fact that I must have had some rudimentary shred of self-awareness at the time, very few photographs exist of me between ages 13 and, oh, roughly 22. Which unfortunately means I’m having a hard time scraping up bershon pictures of myself.
Thank god [...]

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