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    Buenos TARDIS!

    Monday, June 9th, 2008

    Brian told me today that he got an email from Blogher asking if we were ok. Yes, we’re ok. I can’t speak for Brian, but I’ve been a touch withdrawn lo, these last few months. With the help of Brian, my steadfast dude, I am inching my way out of the ass groove of, what [...]

    Keep my ass in the chair and keep reaching for the stars

    Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

    From me to you, Doctor Who.

    I have to hone my texting-while-driving moves

    Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

    Brian worked some kind of internet magic and got us free cell phones, so we’ve been insanely fiddling with them for the past 24 hours. I set it so that, when I get a text message, it sounds like the TARDIS landing. You have no idea how pleased I was when it went off and [...]

    Bound feet are totally in this spring

    Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

    Oh my god, Internet, so much has been happening. That’s not true. Nothing has happened. My feet are still scabby hooves. I figured that, since I had these painful lesions on my heels, I should go ahead and give myself a vicious pedicure while I was at it. Now I have horrid nubbins. I’m looking [...]

    SYCORAX ROCK!

    Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

    Ok, my mom’s finally gone and I have to get back to being a responsible adult. Special thanks to my mom for giving me the opportunity to dick around with my friends for three days. It was frankly magnificent. I feel fully re-energized and ready for my interview with Lady Professional, Inc. on Wednesday. Before [...]